Muslim women don’t need bluetooth technology.

I was working in Minneapolis for the last three weeks. I saw several Muslim (I think) women wearing head-dresses (is that what they are called?) Anyway, even if you already have a religion, consider switching to Islam. Why? Because they have it figured out. It’s like the entire religion was based upon cellular phone convenience. They put their phones in the little flaps by their ears. Boom! Instant hands-free phone.